The Annex

From time to time, certain materials, owing to their subject matter or style, may be less appropriate for inclusion in the main body of work and so are included in an appendix such as this. This material is of a nature that would detract from and compromise the integrity of ianmacallen.com. The procrastinator may discover some small amusements here, an occasional laugh, or perhaps outright disgust, but generally the productive individual, the morally sound, women, and small children will find nothing of entertainment here. As with life, when viewing this site, maintain low expectations and you will not be disappointed.

Animating Poetry

I recently spent a few hours animating a poem I wrote and recorded. The whole process spanned three days and cost me about $100. Read about the adventure and watch the video.

Animating Poetry

Office Work

Perhaps you are familiar with Office Haiku, my wonderfully zaney bit of verse about working. Well Office Work is a graphical cartoon along the same line. There was only one episode ever produced, to date, but that doesn't mean more won't be produced in the future.

Office Work

SuperPhallus

He is a super hero unlike any other you have known. SuperPhallus can fly, eject semen, and penetrate objects. I first began drawing SuperPhallus cartoons during editing sessions of The Anthologist, the literay journal of Rutgers College. He was a doodle gone wild. In 2004 he moved to the digital world, and now, he's online.

SuperPhallus

Additional Substance

Robot Monkey
Dead Sock Monkey
Avocado Green
Swine
Apartment
Lady In Green
Vegetables
Metro New York
Avian Flu Warning